Monthly Archives: June 2011

Greeting Cards with Gift Cards: The worst Father’s Day gift ever

Today if you’re a male and you’ve reproduced, you’ll probably get something for Father’s Day. I hope you didn’t receive this—a card with a built-in $5 Subway gift card. They were the only cards left this morning at CVS, and … Continue reading

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Scooping Dog Poop: Damned if you dump, damned if you don’t

Last night my new husband and I returned from our European honeymoon, and we were disappointed by the lackluster greeting we received from our Labrador Retriever. Duncan must have been upset with us for leaving him for two weeks. So … Continue reading

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