Monthly Archives: January 2011

Kardashian TV Secrets Exposed

After spending many nights watching the show Keeping Up With the Kardashians (and wondering how I can duplicate Kim’s hairstyle) I discovered the formula that makes the Kardashians seem like such a wild, zany family: They throw food on each … Continue reading

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Planet Fitness Discriminates Against Muscular Guys

If you’re the type of person who will join a gym, go twice, and auto pay for two years in exchange for a tote bag– then Planet Fitness is for you. If you’re the type of person who will sign … Continue reading

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Cell Phone Spell Check Causes Texters to Sound Like Bigots

My “smart” phone is putting words into my mouth, and it’s making me seem ignorant. Text from Jonathan: “I’m coming over” Reply from me: “Gay!” Only I didn’t mean to use the word “gay”– I actually typed “yay.” But my Blackberry doesn’t … Continue reading

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