Justin Bieber’s Unisex Fragrance

A bottle of Febreze.

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The only scent that should be unisex is Febreze.

But Justin Bieber thinks otherwise. On Black Friday morning, he’ll be deodorizing Wal-Marts nationwide with the release of his new unisex fragrance ”My World.”

Apparently in Justin’s world boys and girls smell the same (and have the same haircut.) Now middle school girls won’t smell like Sweet Pea anymore. They will smell the same as the sweaty boys sitting next to them in gym class.

Smelly, yes. Stupid, no. Instead of limiting his fragrance to say, one sex– Bieber will be going to the bank by selling his scent to the entire tween population.

Male or female, if someone lines up at 4 in the morning to buy you a bottle of My World, you can always use it to freshen up your carpets.

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2 Responses to Justin Bieber’s Unisex Fragrance

  1. Shelby says:

    I concur with the this author’s artilce.
    By selling his product to boy boys and girls he is tremendousl increasing his revanew margins. Thus increasing his profit, By markiting the product to both boys and girls he is allowing boys who envy him a false chance to be like him beacause they will think if I buy his Fragrance I will smell like him and thus get girls like him.Which we all know is not true. And by allowing girls to were the frangrence, it allows to feel as if they were smelling there acualy cileberty crush Justin Beber

    • You have a good point that I didn’t think of before. There are probably hundreds of girls out there who spay their pillows with My World before they go to sleep because they think Justin Bieber smells like that.

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